Sunday night..

SPRING CLEANING! *starts to rip through closet.. clothes fly everywhere*
Slate the Cat> well, shit. Someone must have mentioned the ex best friend-
Me> Shut up cat! Also you can't talk..

Door> *is knocked upon*
Me> Oh noez! Quiet Slate!
Cat> Stupid Twunt! I can't talk.
Me> Did you just call me a twunt?
Cat> mew.
Door> *is kicked by Ryan*
Me> Ryan!! For Fucks Sake! I'm pretending to not be home!
Ryan> Oh.*leaves*

Phone> *ring*

Friend> O Hai! I broke up with my boyfriend.
Me> again?
Friend> It was terrible- let's go out to someplace fancy.
Me> I slept in a car. Fancy will take me three showers. My eyes are puffy from too many cats at Saturday's party.
Friend> ha ha. Where u wnt 2 go? (She does talk like this in my mind)
Me> someplace light. I also ate crap food all weekend. Ribs and Chicken Wings. My stomach hates me.
Friend> how about smeplce with Fried Clams? I'm in the mood 4 that.
Me> My words, they mean nothing to you!
Friend> LOL (no.. really.. she says El Oh El)
Me> fine. Fried clams it is.

Paige's stomach> I hate you so much right now.

Later..
Setting.. The weathervane. Paige picks at her salad.
Friend> *nom nom nom*
Me> *folds napkin into ducks..*
Friend> rar rar..ex boyfriend.. rar rar..
Me> *defends exboyfriend..*
Friend> Shuld I call him? LOL?!
Me> if you have to ask, the answer is yes.
Friend> Whut if he doesn't wnt 2 tlk?
Me> *sigh*
Friend> Let's go to walmart!

-- fast forward.. but it should be noted that we had an argument about Twilight because she finds it romantic and she's older than I am.. --
Me> *arrives home* I feel weird.. Like at the onset of a really good shroom trip.. I think I need to laydown.
Clothes> *remain in a pile*
Me> *sleeps from 10pm-6am*
Clothes> *still here..on the floor... it bothers you.. doesn't it? We cause pathos!*
Me> Shut up clothes on the- oh huh.
Stomach> HA!
Bowels> Move now!
Me> 0_0;
Cat> * is knocked off the bed* Mwwaaaow!
Bowels> I is making a lot of noises and pretty sure you didn't eat this much food.. but here it is!
Me> *whimper*
City Water suply> Hey! Someone downtown is draining us! Someone is flushing a toliet with great vigor!