A whispered roar from under the bed - So, what happened while I was away?

So, what happened while I was away?

Dec. 30th, 2008 at 2:38 AM

So, what happened while I was gone for 5 days? Fill me in folks!

To quote Professor Farnswoth (named after the inventor of TV) "Good news
everyone! I have terrible news!"
Readers of my comments will remember Nikki's story of the crazy woman who
took pictures of her parked car outside my place. (Wed morning) Well, while
I was gone... she egged Justine's door. Then tried chasing her down the
hallway (Justine's a larger woman so that just proves that this chica is Tom
Cruising), she has taken to following people down the hall and mimicing them
and trying to intimidate them when they tell her to go away, throwing a tv
out the window [!!!], and just screaming in the hall way. A lot. I miss ALL
the fun!
How did I find this out? Well let us rewind to 3pm today. My phone is
off. My bag unpacked and Slate purring next to my head as I lie in bed. I
can't sleep. I feel like I'm still on the plane. Plus it's loud. Really
loud. Why does it sound like someone is banging on the pipes? I ignore it. I
mean maybe it's always been this loud and I'm used to gated communities.
Eventually Justine comes over and asks me to keep an eye on her place
because she's worried that the woman below her is going to try to poison her
cat. [?] Ryan hears us in the hall (I'm wearing just a bathrobe. Classy!)
and brings over Family Guy S. 6 and they inform me of her crazyness. (In the
hallway with me in my bathrobe..)
So after the egging she's officially getting her eviction notice in 7
days (the police report had to go through for both the TV Toss and the
egging) and after that she has 2 weeks to vacate.
So cynical but drama loving person that I am, I'm like Come On guys.
I was only gone 5 days!! She couldn't have gone from bitchy to batshit in 5
days!
A few minutes later the woman starts throwing stuff around her apartment
and the police are summoned. What I could hear from the hallway was "my
microwave is closed now! Are you happy?"
And a lot of screaming. "Devils!" The only thing I know for sure was the
microwave statement because she started screaming it out the window. So
Justine's staying at a friend's tonight. Ryan is on duty to watch the
hallway and I'm like *gleee!* (unless she hurts anyone. )
So stay tuned as I'm sure more fun will spring up in the next 3 weeks.
:D. Man I'll be popping the popcorn and savoring this batshit

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tuberatn wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 01:28 pm (UTC)

HOLY CRAP!!!!

i KNEW there was something wrong with that woman if she was that...oh wow

well, at least she'll be out of your hair.

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sylvanscion wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)

Dude. Her name isn't Connie, is it? *lol* We had a woman that lived three doors down, who swore that the neighbors had broken into her house and stolen parts off her furnace, so she had no heat, couldn't bathe.. Thought people driving down the road were following her and so jumped into the bushes and trees whenever they passed by when she was walking.. Decided to move her gravel driveway over 6' away from her house, and when she did, she buried something under the new driveway (?!?!?!?!)... Very weird. Got caught for check fraud and moved away... Perhaps to NH?

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broken_klaive wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)

Nope. Not Connie.

I had a talk to the building manager today. Just to confirm. No. it's not made up but no, she isn't bothering me but she did reduce the girl next door to tears.
We figure she's off her medications. I've had short conversations with her in the past and she was very lucid. So we were given details about what to do if she causes issue in the next 3 weeks of the eviction process. I'm torn. I don't like to mock crazy people, especially if it's not her fault she's without her medication. But at the same time Dude. Threw Her TV out the window. HAHA HAHA! Awesome.

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kubokun wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)

Yay! Just stay safe for the next three weeks!

Professor Farnswoth (named after the inventor of TV)
Not to mention inventor of the fusor! (oh my yes..! :)

Edited at 2008-12-30 07:41 pm (UTC)

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broken_klaive wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)

the fusor?

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kubokun wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:13 pm (UTC)

the fusor

The Farnsworth-Hirsch Fusor, or simply fusor, is an apparatus designed by Philo T. Farnsworth to create nuclear fusion. Unlike most controlled fusion systems, which slowly heat a magnetically confined plasma, the fusor injects "high temperature" ions directly into a reaction chamber, thereby avoiding a considerable amount of complexity. When it was first introduced to the fusion research world in the late 1960s it was the first device that could clearly demonstrate it was producing any fusion reactions at all, and hopes were high that it could be quickly developed into a practical power source. However, as with other fusion experiments, development into generator has proven difficult. Nevertheless the fusor has since become a practical neutron source, and is produced commercially for this role.

http://www.rexresearch.com/farnsworth/fusor.htm

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broken_klaive wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)

Re: the fusor

oh! LOL! I was talking about the real Farnsworth. The farm boy who at I think age 11 came up with the theory and Idea for TV. it was later stolen from him.

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kubokun wrote:

Dec. 30th, 2008 11:17 pm (UTC)

Re: the fusor

Yeah, we're talking about the same guy! That fusor device has even been built in garages. What it hasn't done yet is generate net power vs. what you have to put into it to initiate fusion.

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