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Covergirl and a Cop Worst movie this week!!!

  • Jul. 25th, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Blow my horn
Wow. I wish I had someone to snark this movie with "Beauty and Denise" It fails the Bechdel test on EVERY level. It's just killing me. this movie. So a cop chick teams up with some blond hottie. They banter like a classic femme\butch couple but wish zero chemistry. One is comically stupid. One is OH NOEZ a smart but ruff cop that can't drive (because she's a girl! GET IT?!!!) So she dresses up and a guy instantly falls in love with her (are you fucking kidding me) and mean while she EMPOWERS the blond by you know.. just being the average woman now-a-days and SERIOUSLY! This movie needs to be snarked. Anyone stuck home at this moment that wants to tune into MyTv's Friday morning movie (Check your local listing to see if you have MyTv station) We're in the last half hour and I get the feeling the best is yet to come. This movie is fuckin' TERRIBLE on an awesome level. An there's so many actors that I know in this. It burns!
Oh wow now there's classic 80's music. I love this movie. How can a movie ABOUT two women fail the Bechdel test? HOW?!! But they do it!!
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[info]trishalynn wrote:
Jul. 26th, 2008 12:45 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for the link explaining the Bechdel test. I am going to try like hell to put that in one of my longer Movie Make-out posts.
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[info]broken_klaive wrote:
Jul. 26th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)
Fuckin' Awesome! I like being helpful. ^_^
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[info]belmarduk wrote:
Jul. 27th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
the movie was made in 1989! seriously. I'm surprised one of them wasn't a vector-animated talking dog.
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[info]broken_klaive wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2008 10:33 am (UTC)
I'm convinced the 80s was some sort of deadzone. I mean you have movies in black and white.. the women were not the male's equal but at LEAST they were witty. Hell Hepburn snarked like a machine gun and you understood why she was the alpha female in the movie. You cheered for the hero to get with her. the women weren't equals but they had merit. This movie? Wow. woe. It'd be better if one of them was a vector animated dog. But then there would be tons of really bad jokes about them "barking up the wrong tree! HA HA HA HA!!" and so forth.
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[info]belmarduk wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
I thought I was the top dog around here! Ha ha ha!
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