So I had this nightmare. It might be an interesting villain for someone to use in a RPG or a story. Have at it. 
I gots to warn you, the concepts.. sorta disturbing. No. Not on drugs, I've been clean for a year and 6 months.(I have a little boy that worships the ground I walk on and that sorta thing affects you. )   No extreme spices.. nothing, I just had a strange dream. Make that extremely strange dream.
I wrote it down because it's really bothering me, and then tried to go about my day. (honestly. Saturday was a bust. The headache caused me to be all anti-social and cancel my Boston plans. )  

There's no funny or moral to the story. I just woke up. That's the ending. The ending is I woke up and  considered calling a doctor because clearly I'm insane. That's it.  I'm insane. I called my friend instead, talked to her son for a bit and felt better, canceled my Saturday plans, wrote this entry..saved it  then downed some Tylonal PM and went back to sleep for a few hours.   
"  But still, here's my dream and why I was all frazzled.   I didn't make this up, this was the dream. I'm sure if I wanted to make a story I could make a better story with a better narrative, and I'm sure I forgot alot of it because it was about a hour before I thought to write it down. It might inspire someone for a story. Me? oh hells no, it was way to realistic of a dream for me.  So someone can take it and use it as a concept or something. Bleh bleh. Take this mind worm from me and give me a nice bubble bath in exchange!
( Warning: offensive to me and maybe you. )

and that was it. that was the dream I woke up and I was just all messed up. I tried calling someone but what do you say? Ï know I'm an atheist but I drempt that there's no heaven at all. oh and that I'm a minor demon who gained sentience. Can I come over and play on the Wii?"

 I used to sneek out of church when I was in 8th grade.  There was this show called Ren and Stimpy. It was on Cable. There was one TV in our school/church that had cable and I knew how to pick the lock to that classroom.  I also knew that I could jump from Derek's desk and get out the window if I had to.. To be caught skipping first and second lesson  (both old testement) would mean more than just the standard belting, I'd probly be suspended again. I didn't care. I had all that bullshit memorized. I already knew the reading was the standard story of King David's fall. I could easily paraphrase anything the reader said while I was gone. Let them beat the shit out of me. 
    I wanted to see this new show that was "so bad for kids."  They said the Simpsons was a terrible show. They made us write letters for about two weeks straight which is an eternity when you're a kid. None of us had ever seen "the Simpsons"  It was some show that aired on a TV network that didn't exist where we lived.  You had to have a sat dish to see it.  Luckily our neighbors did and I would be home from school at 4 and they would get home at 6. It gave me plenty of time to crawl into their basement window. I would break in and  set up their Betamax to record. (it was in the basement, and they never used it)   Of all the times I tried, I was only able to break in and record twice, the other times I found no tape in the player when I went to retrieve it, The two episodes of the Simpsons that I saw had convinced me that our school was full of crap.  Did my teachers even watch this show?  Bart wasn't really a BAD kid.What the hell we were kicking the kids from St. Pats until they ate mud (literally) and yet this cartoon kid who skateboarded was a "Menace?"  We where beating up the catholic kids with full permission for christ sake! It was for their own good of course. Sometimes you have to hurt a sinner so he sees his error of his ways. Worshiping a false idol.  The Virgin mother. Oh my GOD. Worse than being an atheist. That and the stupid uniforms. Catholics where like a cult and we beat the ever living fuck out of them any chance we could. At least for a 2 years or so.   Eventually all that crap stopped when we started realizing that the kids from St. Pats didn't want to be going to that stupid catholic school any more than we wanted to be going to our stupid school.  The catholic kids. they had access to music though. Like real music.and they weren't picked on for wanting to listen to something that was on the radio (the words of an adult can be so powerful when you're a kid. )  But most importantly. John from St. Pat's told me.. the Simpons wasn't about the devil or anything like that. It was about a family that wasn't perfect, like real families and they could get away with it because it was animated. 
   So that was my act of rebellion. Animation. Running off during church  and trying to watch Ren and Stimpy. 
Eventually my parents realized how insane Zion was and ripped my brother from it. I entered highschool and the world of VHS.  My parents would let us watch whatever we wanted to watch as long as one of them watched the show with us or before us. (not every time... only once. So my dad would watch and epiosde of MST3K and see that it wasn't about buggering kids and after that we could watch MST3K whenever we wanted..if we could find someone to record episodes for us)  So Simpsons was A-Okay.  Batman:TAS my dad loved and Eek the Cat cracked him up. (Those shows where on fox but not that I was in highschool  I had sane friends) 
   My sophomore year of High School I started to grow a little bit.  My best friend Nikki informed me that I should date Andy. Andy likes cartoons like you like cartoons. You should date.   So like that, I was dating Andy, who's last name I don't remember.   Andy introduced to to Animation from Japan.  To watch it though you had to KNOW someone, and Andy Knew Someone..  His best friend Adam was obsessed with Japan and wanted to be a teacher there.  Adam's parents would send him back and forth to Japan and home, Or something like that.   My first anime was Akira. I think it was everyone's first (if you're my age) It was amazing to me. The concepts  the way there was no spunky talking animals, The kids were angry punks and they where asian  and not some stupid kids like on the sitcoms.  This Jap-amation thing seriously rocked!  I was hooked.  It was like a real movie, but a cartoon!   
   Well things fell apart between Andy and myself.  That was it for my ability to watch Japanimation until college. In college I met other people who liked japamniation. Slowly it being called Anime now. It's Animation but not Disney stuff.. it's for adults (Because you know as a teenager I as such an adult) Then Real Player allowed people to encode episodes of shows and we could synch up text files to work as subtitles. We could exchange these files over IRC and Blam! No more having to find someone with a Laserdisk player.  Eventually VHS tapes by people like Manga Corps started to hit the scene and we college students were all over it.  Then came Conventions. 

  Now it's 2009. I'm convinced Japan fucking hates us. HATES US. See since the demise of Macekre the truth comes out.
 A majority of anime seems to be a glimpse into some sort of Hell calling itself Japan.  Japan has been overrun by large eyed white people. Sometimes these white people have neon colored hair but are in no way part of any alternative subculture that would have neon hair.  These White Devils sometimes have BLACK friends who have huge lips. The likes we ain't seen since the 30's. Lordy lordy!   Unless they join the police force. Then they're giving some sort of Bee Stung Lips Reducer. (Of course then the jaws swell up but that's a side effect of being MANLY.  Black women don't exist, so no worries there..  Sometimes there are old people who really want sex. More than any other character. But they can not have sex. For they are Old. There is no sex for old people.. EVER..  besides Everyone in this Japan is in HIGHSCHOOL. Even if they look 10 years old or 40 years old It's ALWAYS highschool.  Highschool is hell afterall.  Hell by the way is run by some STUDENT COUNCIL. A Student Council has more power than the government in Anime Japan
        Every woman is EXPECTED to be a good cook and if she brings something to the table that does not look perfect, everyone reacts with HORROR! QUE HORROR! They will loudly discuss how terrible and oh no!  The heavens will fall and the woman will be shamed.  'This inability to cook will be a CHARACTER TRAIT.   Also all women are either TomBoy,  CUTE,  Hapless, Asskicker with big boobies or ..no.. that's it. you have those choices, but as a girl you have many different hair styles and colors to pick from.
    Skinny beige fleshed boy will be the ULTIMATE at whatever he does by the power of friendship, Childhood promise fulfilled and an awesome mentor (who will die.. because this is hell)  There is no other option. Also, he'll have girls throw themselves at him for no good reason and he'll be in a love triangle or harem but never actually have sex. EVER.
  Also there will be a white person who dresses in traditional japanese garb and work at a dojo. For some reason the white person will have some strange power or just be an awesome fighter or something.  This is Japan's way of saying "we don't hate ALL of you americans. Some of you have made an attempt to embrace our culture after you NUKED US."
   Oh and there's always a dramatic wind when super hot tall white person walks by. Super tall White Person must be androgynous.
OKay I"m done. I could go on for hours. 
But see? Japan as presented in Anime is actually hell.  And the only people in hell are westerners.